Sunday, October 21, 2012

2 great limericks

There once was a plumber from Lee
Who was plumbing a girl by the sea
Said the girl, "Stop your plumbing,
there's somebody coming!"
Said the plumber, still plumbing, "It's me!"

A mortician's daughter named Maddie
Said to an eager but virginal laddie,
"If you do as I say
we'll have a wonderful lay,
for I've buried more stiffs than my daddy!"

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